Why do girls think of me as a creep?

Why label people? I mean what I do is completely normal. I ride the bus every day in my usual grey sweatsuit which mom washes regularly. If I see a cute girl I act totally normal. I do some stretching in the aisle, making sure to linger on the glute stretches if ya know what I mean heheh. Then when I sit next to her I make sure to offer her some rolaids like a gentleman. Then I show how talented I am with a pull my finger and fart on demand joke. I read up on the gossip sites about what's going on with pop music so I can show that I am hip since I am usually about twice the girl's age and I usually listen to klezmer music. Sigh, how I do stop meeting such judgmental females?